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Sunday, December 30, 2018

Humor in Tom Clavin's "Dodge City: Wyatt earp, Bat Masterson, and the Wickedest Town in the American West"

Copyright 2018 by Gary L. Pullman


In Dodge City: Wyatt Earp, Bat Masterson, and the Wickedest Town in the American West, Tom Clavin provides an informative, intriguing, and amusing account of law as it was practiced by two of its most famous representatives during their jurisdiction's most lawless times.

The humor, although unexpected, fits the occasions of its use and is effective in fetching a smile, a chuckle, and an occasional belly laugh.

Clavin's humor is typically drawn from the characters and situations he describes. Occasionally, a witticism is subject to a couple of interpretations. For example, in writing of the outlaw Sam Bass's family, Clavin observes, “When he was a young child, both his parents died, perhaps from exhaustion after having ten children” (167). Whether it was so much sex or the child rearing that followed the brood's births depends on one's interpretation.


In writing, earlier, of the dime novelist Edward Zane Carroll Judson, who wrote authored 300 or more of these books under his pen name, Ned Buntline, Clavin is at the top of his form, offering such wry remarks as these (bold added):

He always referred to himself as “Colonel” because he was photographed in Mathew Brady's studio wearing such a uniform, which was as close to being an officer as he got (137).

He was paid handsomely for giving lectures on temperance, often delivering them while drunk (138).

He had five children that he knew about (138).

He [Buffalo Bill Cody] met the author in Chicago and starred in a play Buntline had written in only four hours (some critics wondered what took so long) . . . (138).

Clavin's humor often results from his penchant for adding a descriptive phrase that isn't strictly necessary, usually to the ends of his sentences, as if they constitute an afterthought (see the bold phrases in the examples above). In effect, the first parts of the sentences act as the set-up, the second parts as the punchlines, or “snappers,” as Mark Twain would have called them.

A few other examples show that the device works well, despite repetition, since the variety comes by way of the changing tipocs of Clavin's wit (bold added):

Both [Colonel W. H. McCall and “a fellow named Wilson”] were drunk, and they were taking turns trying to shoot a dog, seemingly not concerned that they might also hit the yelping woman who owned the dog (149).

Clavin's account of the life and times of Wyatt and Bat exhibit other techniques of humor as well.


In one instance, the humor depends upon the reader's remembering some intelligence about a certain Dirty Dave Rudabaugh that Clavin delivers, as the set-up to his joke, several pages before the author follows up with his punchline (bold added):

He earned the nickname naturally, by bathing infrequently and wearing clothes that even by frontier standards were quite filthy (171).

. . . Billy the Kid, Rudabaugh, and three others who had joined the gang got away [from the gunfight that ensued a posse's arrival]. They holed up in a cabin near Stinking Springs, which had earned its name naturally, not thanks to Dirty Dave (179).

The gap between Clavin's set-up and punchline suggests that humor can be delayed, if the reader or listener has a good memory for detail and is attentive.


Occasionally, Clavin allows the implications of his subjects' statements to effect his humor. For example, in 1876, as deputy marshal of Dodge City, Wyatt instituted three rules for his officers to follow, one of which, despite its soundness, is made absurd by the self-serving basis (bold added):

. . . Don't shoot to kill, because wounding a man usually disabled him enough and he would be worth more money that way (134).


At least one of Clavin's humorous quips owes its effect to a play on words (bold added):

[When president Hayes visited Dodge Cityin its heyday, the stench of cowdung drove him back into his rfailroad car], leaving Gnereal [William Tecumseh] Sherman and the [Kansas] governor to soldier on as the speech continued (206).


Repeating selected quotations which are amusing in themselves adds to Clavin's humorous presentation of facts (bold added):

The only loaded gun was brandished by the [Dodge City Cowboy Band] director, a man known as Professor Eastman, who used it as a baton. When asked why a gun, eastman replied, “To kill the first man who strikes a false note” (207).